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# Why do I have lady bits? =[
I was happy with my not-so-manly bits =[
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)
# If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war
In company ladies may say, that man's passion and ability is much more important, than the size of his love stick.
But we all know, that privately, they maintain the opposite!
The truth is that massive pen!s is more strong and arousing!

MegaDik will help you to become more competitive as a lover!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# As soon as I saw the word pen!s, I knew what was coming
And nearly giggled myself off the sofa =]
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Furthermore, according to Pearl A Broussard
Santa will bring more length and strength to your willy!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Well, I have no need for that now.
I am all girly now.

I just need to harvest a pair of moobs and I'm set for life.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Grow some Snoobs instead...
they're like moobs, but colder.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# This sounds like a job for SCIENCE™
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)