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# Ning, peeps.
Finally got the design of this character nailed :)

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Well I wouldn't say she's chunky
coz she'd break me.


What about drawing a cat burglar?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *touches my lady bits*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# It's amazing what you can but on the internet these days!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Why do I have lady bits? =[
I was happy with my not-so-manly bits =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)
# If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war
In company ladies may say, that man's passion and ability is much more important, than the size of his love stick.
But we all know, that privately, they maintain the opposite!
The truth is that massive pen!s is more strong and arousing!

MegaDik will help you to become more competitive as a lover!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# As soon as I saw the word pen!s, I knew what was coming
And nearly giggled myself off the sofa =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Furthermore, according to Pearl A Broussard
Santa will bring more length and strength to your willy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Well, I have no need for that now.
I am all girly now.

I just need to harvest a pair of moobs and I'm set for life.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Grow some Snoobs instead...
they're like moobs, but colder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# This sounds like a job for SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *Also but's Pineapples Lady bits*
Teh internet is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Stop butting them!
Now they are ladylike, nobody gets anything out of it, other than mild bruising.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Some say that's the best kind of bruising there is...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)
# apart from fake bruises done in crayon to get your stepdad into trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Roasties chestnutting
by an open fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)
# She's sturdy.
Sexy Christmas Elves, with stockings!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Randolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer
With tits
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# she's a big girl
and that's good.


i think you should draw her scarfing down a full english
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# And then having a fried breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Mr Wimpy and Ronald McDonald kicking the fuck out of each other
outside of Argos.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# How to play vice city pleeeeeeaaaseeeeeee
dont make me beg.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Something seasonal =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# rhinoceroses (rhinoceri?)
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Nah, you want hippos

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)
# You presume too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# <edit>original subject deleted</edit>
Draw Michael Caine receiving a knighthood from the queen while a fucking great earthworm is slithering out his arsehole screaming for cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)
# This has promise
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Nearly Noon...
but have a Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# More fuller figured bunnies!
Something to do with snoo-snoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# :D D: :D D: :D D: :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Hells Angel ducks on the rampage in Tescos
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Snoo snoo!
Draw something seasonal. Aliens in a rocketship chasing a hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# a chest of drawers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)
#
*coughs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)
# that'll do!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# heh

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Yous a redexing, m'dear!
m'dear!EDIT: You've mixed b3ta and dreamobsene

EDITEDIT: Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I know
I typed it out from memory but didn't have the preview on so had to just click and see ;)

Edit: What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7861851
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Because only one other person sees me naked?
and gets to root around for places I may have hidden it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)
# oh I see!
I thought you meant only one person would know if I had a cock and wondered what more I could do than having posted it on the board!

Now you've got me all hot and bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Best way to be in this weather
You can thank me later
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# this is oddly arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Blimey...
Well that made me into the office perv then...


I suppose the dribbling and rubbing hands together didn't help
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)
# \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Timon of Athens running an illegal felching stall from stand 48 at Preston Bus Station
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# France.
Doing something atypically French.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# washing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)
# France grabbing Italy by the scriff of the neck and giving it a good wash down in the Meditteranean
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Mumbling malevolently in badly painted doorways?
Whoops, thought you said typically.


Welcoming tourists with open arms and thanking them for buying their overpriced salty tat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Now THIS is atypically French.

Then again, the Brits aren't much better with tourists..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I like tourists
Especially when they appear in my town, which they're doing with alarming frequency. WHY? There's nowt in my town but the Roald Dahl museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# i've resent it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I'll check it later then
If I get my phone out now and the manager sees it I'll be in the shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Perhaps it is picturesque?
Central London is always swarming with tourists... I love 'em.

"Ummm... where is... the... Street Oxford?"

"Oh, you need to get off this main road and head up this dark alley over here..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Aylesbury? Pictureque?
Only the old bits.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Well, there you go then.
The tourists are there to see the old bits, and also take in a little Modern British Culture* as well...


*In the loosest possible sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Aylesbury chavs....
Go onto youtube and type in Aylesbury. You'll see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Oh dear...
I dread to think what some of my former residences throw up then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Depolation
Dipalation
Doodiddlyation

(Hair removal)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Depilation...
France has the arms for it as well..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Sallow, pale thin ones poking out of the most rag-tag jumper you've seen this side of the Red Cross Kabul bucket?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# when they're not laying them down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Touché
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Oh I say.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# liddlebitofstereotypingthere
it's odd how it used to have one of the most rampaging and successful armies in the world and now it's just known for surrender
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Shouldn't have got rid of the short-arsed egomaniac...
He'd have told those Americans where to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)
# big fat wobbly chebs on an animal of your choice


or denizens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)
# she's scary - she also reminds me of an ex
draw something with cheese and pie, and maybe cakye in
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Badger with a massive spanner fixing a robotic hen
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ning -jj
a supah-snake
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Spanish Moccasin
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# To be honest, that looks weird.
Like a rabbit wearing a bigger rabbit suit.

Draw a randy hedgehog or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^True
Draw what she looks like when she takes that "big bunny" suit off...
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)