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# I know, I know.
It's like the Lemmy thing, I suppose. But Clarkson's big, which is an important factor as well. Big cantankerous arsehole. Mmmm, lovely (there is something wrong with me).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Big? I never noticed that.
Fancying Clarkson is very very wrong.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I know, I can't help it.
I quite fancy James May as well.

And Hammond.


But mainly Clarkson.


*cries* I'm broken...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Who's James May?
Is there anyone you don't fancy?
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# LOADS OF PEOPLE!
Anne Widdecombe, Condoleeza Rice, Ming Campbell...


He's the other old one off Top Gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Condi is hot as fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# And people call me wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Not any more...
Waspy - that's just sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)
# back to the roman showers?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# CAPTAIN SLOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# He's got a very nice bottom.
I saw it on that thing he did with Oz Clark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
# The wine thingie?
I saw a few episodes of that. My dad is a wine bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Yeah the wine thingie
They had to sit in a jacuzzi and then get hosed down, and he's got a really lovely arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I wouldn't know, as I've never seen it.
I shall take your word for it though...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)
# It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)