Merry Christmas Children.
An image from my childhood...
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An image from my childhood...
From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
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You spent your childhood in my worst nightmares?
explains a lot...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:27,
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N for Nundetta?
Also, I've just realised, Noel Edmonds doesn't actually look any older these days than he did about 20 years ago..
Is he ageing incredibly slowly, or did he age SUPER fast, and his body has just stopped getting older for a few years?
10 marks.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29,
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Is he ageing incredibly slowly, or did he age SUPER fast, and his body has just stopped getting older for a few years?
10 marks.
Clarkson's stopped ageing as well.
Although that's good, that gives me time to catch up and then rape him.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31,
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Rape in the lighter sense of the word?
Or rape is in the "I hate him and want to make his butt bleed" sense of the word?
Also, flicking through the TV guide, both Question of Sport AND Coronation Street are starting.
TV IS LOOKING AT B3TA.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33,
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Also, flicking through the TV guide, both Question of Sport AND Coronation Street are starting.
TV IS LOOKING AT B3TA.
Does that ACTUALLY exist?
Sounds like a goldmine.
Well, a pornmine.
Or a porcine.
Poor swine.
pours wine.
pores whine..
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38,
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Well, a pornmine.
Or a porcine.
Poor swine.
pours wine.
pores whine..
Crikey!
There are... things!
And they're putting THINGS in them!
MY INNOCENT YOUNG EYES!!
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:44,
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And they're putting THINGS in them!
MY INNOCENT YOUNG EYES!!
Ahhhhhhyeah.
If everyone watched porn more often, the world would be a much happier place.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45,
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I think this is true.
Try and get a government grant.
I think it would be an entertaining experiment.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47,
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I think it would be an entertaining experiment.
I'm still trying to get my head around shooting the next big thing in adult entertainment.
Watch this space.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48,
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We could combine the living room not touching the floor prospect
And create hover porn.
I'm fairly sure that hasn't been done =]
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:50,
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I'm fairly sure that hasn't been done =]
I know, I know.
It's like the Lemmy thing, I suppose. But Clarkson's big, which is an important factor as well. Big cantankerous arsehole. Mmmm, lovely (there is something wrong with me).
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38,
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Big? I never noticed that.
Fancying Clarkson is very very wrong.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40,
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I know, I can't help it.
I quite fancy James May as well.
And Hammond.
But mainly Clarkson.
*cries* I'm broken...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41,
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And Hammond.
But mainly Clarkson.
*cries* I'm broken...
LOADS OF PEOPLE!
Anne Widdecombe, Condoleeza Rice, Ming Campbell...
He's the other old one off Top Gear.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43,
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He's the other old one off Top Gear.
He's got a very nice bottom.
I saw it on that thing he did with Oz Clark.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:46,
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The wine thingie?
I saw a few episodes of that. My dad is a wine bummer.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48,
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Yeah the wine thingie
They had to sit in a jacuzzi and then get hosed down, and he's got a really lovely arse.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48,
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I wouldn't know, as I've never seen it.
I shall take your word for it though...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:52,
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In the same bit as Dara O'Brien
Or however it's spelt.
I know, I have the eyes of a blind person.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40,
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I know, I have the eyes of a blind person.
What about Mark Kermode and Michael Portillo?
I have found both are alarmingly popular...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41,
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Kermode yes, but only in full billy gear.
Portillo can fuck off.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43,
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Thank God not Portillo at least...
See, you obviously do have SOME standards. Unlike a friend of mine who thinks he's all of teh sexeh...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:44,
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Phil Mitchell is another one she mentioned...
Mrs. Doom has a fondness for the following:
Ethan Hawke
Ed Norton
John Cusack
Other slightly weasely looking men.
I feel deeply flattered by this...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47,
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Ethan Hawke
Ed Norton
John Cusack
Other slightly weasely looking men.
I feel deeply flattered by this...
John Cusack....
There isn't a thing I wouldn't allow him to do to me. He's in the top five.
Ed Norton yes, but only when murderous.
Ethan Hawke yes, but only in Reality Bites.
Phil Mitchell NO.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:49,
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Ed Norton yes, but only when murderous.
Ethan Hawke yes, but only in Reality Bites.
Phil Mitchell NO.
You have way better taste than my friend then...
That's two of her hotties crossed off now...
The murderous thing is slightly worrying.... Pol Pot?
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51,
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The murderous thing is slightly worrying.... Pol Pot?
I can understand Norton and Cusack
But Hawke is just a bit meh.
NOBODY CAN JUDGE ME, I OFFICIALLY HAVE LADYBITS NOW.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:54,
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NOBODY CAN JUDGE ME, I OFFICIALLY HAVE LADYBITS NOW.