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An image from my childhood...
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explains a lot...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:27,
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Also, I've just realised, Noel Edmonds doesn't actually look any older these days than he did about 20 years ago..
Is he ageing incredibly slowly, or did he age SUPER fast, and his body has just stopped getting older for a few years?
10 marks.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29,
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Is he ageing incredibly slowly, or did he age SUPER fast, and his body has just stopped getting older for a few years?
10 marks.

Although that's good, that gives me time to catch up and then rape him.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31,
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Or rape is in the "I hate him and want to make his butt bleed" sense of the word?
Also, flicking through the TV guide, both Question of Sport AND Coronation Street are starting.
TV IS LOOKING AT B3TA.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33,
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Also, flicking through the TV guide, both Question of Sport AND Coronation Street are starting.
TV IS LOOKING AT B3TA.

Sounds like a goldmine.
Well, a pornmine.
Or a porcine.
Poor swine.
pours wine.
pores whine..
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38,
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Well, a pornmine.
Or a porcine.
Poor swine.
pours wine.
pores whine..

There are... things!
And they're putting THINGS in them!
MY INNOCENT YOUNG EYES!!
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:44,
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And they're putting THINGS in them!
MY INNOCENT YOUNG EYES!!

If everyone watched porn more often, the world would be a much happier place.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45,
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Try and get a government grant.
I think it would be an entertaining experiment.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47,
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I think it would be an entertaining experiment.

Watch this space.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48,
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And create hover porn.
I'm fairly sure that hasn't been done =]
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:50,
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I'm fairly sure that hasn't been done =]

It's like the Lemmy thing, I suppose. But Clarkson's big, which is an important factor as well. Big cantankerous arsehole. Mmmm, lovely (there is something wrong with me).
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38,
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Fancying Clarkson is very very wrong.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40,
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I quite fancy James May as well.
And Hammond.
But mainly Clarkson.
*cries* I'm broken...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41,
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And Hammond.
But mainly Clarkson.
*cries* I'm broken...

Anne Widdecombe, Condoleeza Rice, Ming Campbell...
He's the other old one off Top Gear.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43,
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He's the other old one off Top Gear.

I saw it on that thing he did with Oz Clark.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:46,
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I saw a few episodes of that. My dad is a wine bummer.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48,
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They had to sit in a jacuzzi and then get hosed down, and he's got a really lovely arse.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48,
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I shall take your word for it though...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:52,
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Or however it's spelt.
I know, I have the eyes of a blind person.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40,
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I know, I have the eyes of a blind person.

I have found both are alarmingly popular...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41,
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Portillo can fuck off.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43,
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See, you obviously do have SOME standards. Unlike a friend of mine who thinks he's all of teh sexeh...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:44,
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Mrs. Doom has a fondness for the following:
Ethan Hawke
Ed Norton
John Cusack
Other slightly weasely looking men.
I feel deeply flattered by this...
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47,
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Ethan Hawke
Ed Norton
John Cusack
Other slightly weasely looking men.
I feel deeply flattered by this...

There isn't a thing I wouldn't allow him to do to me. He's in the top five.
Ed Norton yes, but only when murderous.
Ethan Hawke yes, but only in Reality Bites.
Phil Mitchell NO.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:49,
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Ed Norton yes, but only when murderous.
Ethan Hawke yes, but only in Reality Bites.
Phil Mitchell NO.

That's two of her hotties crossed off now...
The murderous thing is slightly worrying.... Pol Pot?
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51,
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The murderous thing is slightly worrying.... Pol Pot?

But Hawke is just a bit meh.
NOBODY CAN JUDGE ME, I OFFICIALLY HAVE LADYBITS NOW.
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Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:54,
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NOBODY CAN JUDGE ME, I OFFICIALLY HAVE LADYBITS NOW.