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# and a mystery why
Anal Cunt hasn't been 'entered' yet.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Oh, it has
it was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# how do you exactly depict an "anal cunt"?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# one was a very..literal interpretation.
and I think pedantichrist just posted a picture of Michael Portillo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
genius. I quite happen to like the latest "this week" version of Michael Portillo. He's quite a level headed bloke really. And a bummer lol
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# this week is one of my guilty pleasures.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# ^this
with motherfucking huge bells on!

I don't know why, but I think I just appreciate the scottish bloke's terry-wogan-eurovision-esque way of taking the piss out of everything and everyone without ever really saying anything bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# hehe :) I do enjoy it but I feel dirty afterwards
I'm only 21, if I'm staying up it shouldn't be so I can watch a show about politics.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# not to mention
Diane Abbott is a wank-fest!

/has said too much blog.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# ...
oh god no!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# ooooh!
would. purely because i have a 1 million to 1 bet from back in the 80s that I will one day have sex with a black, female member of parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)
# If you have 2 million in the bank
I want a piece of that action.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:45, archived)
# HA!
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# *
has

I know a guy in a band called Adolescent Discharge, good name shit though
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# my mate's band is
"Crowbar Abortion"

yummy


TJ: In other news - today I started work in a chocolate shop. It's everything I could have ever dreamed of and more. Seriosuly, I hand out free chocolate all day, I get a decent wage and at the end of the day they let me take home about £30 quids worth of superficially damaged luxury chocolate. Pity it's only temporary!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I hope you bought enough for the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# i didn't buy anything
it was free you durr brain

buuurrrn!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# :(
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# That'll be
the Thorn-tons in your side
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I'm so glad I'm on your Christmas list...
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# yup
right next to "grant, russell"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# i've seen it at least three times since yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
#
*hasn't got the patience*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)