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# I've bought a really, really good quality trowel.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# That depends on your age, gender
and country of residence - as these are crucial factors in calculating your remaining life expectancy, and thus ascertaining whether your trowel will last "for life".
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)