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# About this big *holds up hands*
They're ornamental, so they don't fit my arms right. They're only meant to go from your hand to your inner elbow, I think, but mine are about 4 inches longer than that.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Aah
tiny hands eh?
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Tiny hands, tiny arms, generally diminutive apart from being a little bit chubby.
My aunt, trying to be nice, said I was 'like a cherub'.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I have had this said about me as well...
My protestation that cherubs don't have beards went unnoticed..
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)
# cherubs don't have tits, a tricorner hat or tattoos
but I still look like one, apparently.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Oh yes... I forgot the tits...
and yet no matter how much I try to forget, they're always there, making my shirts look tight.

Damn moobs.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *cups*
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *saucers*
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)
# a baby with wings?
not paul mcartney
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)
# EXACTLY.
and also no.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)
# use 'em to cook kebabs on
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)