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# not all
i'd like catherine tate's to be slow and as painful as possible.
she deserves it.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# I have to agree with you there.
possibly lots of small *chomps*


Or being dug to death by a rabid mole
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)
# mole!
DO IT!
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Given that Catherine Tate is so achingly unfunny
I think it might be quite fun to devise a comedy death for her.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# being shagged to death by noel edmonds
should do the trick. him or john mccrirrick.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Noel doesn't deserve that kind of punishment.
That is a little too harsh for him.
A little.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# ok, maybe not noel.
how about making her suffocate on pavarotti's decomposing flab?
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Bingo.
That's the one.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)
# just think
of the money to be made selling tickets to see that!
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)
# More than what she gets for her "comedy"
Owwwh! *burn*
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:19, archived)
# especially
since the laugh track on her show must cost a bit
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:22, archived)
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(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)