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# ...the water cooler?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
# i thought you meant the little man
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Do YOU turn around and look at your poo?
HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# yep
i did one last night that was very dark grey / brown
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Yes. Always.
And I get really upset if it's hiding under the paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
# remain in the squat position but shuffle sideways pre-wipe
that why you'll see your bundle of joy in all it's splendour
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Dangerous.
There's always the possibility of clingage.

What you need to do is make sure all paper used is still being held in your hand, albeit between two fingers by a clean bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Unless you've put some paper in there pre-poo
to prevent Neptune's kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha "neptune's kiss"!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Yep.
*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Who doesn't?
My overall point is SHIT DOES NOT SMILE BACK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
# YOURS doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
^I'm worried about this one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
#
when you make a star chart from the poo and try to divine the future from it you will understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
mine makes my eyes water
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Mine does too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# i had a pile once
on the anusol box said it comes with it said it comes with an applicator if it's "internal", i couldn't find the applicator, just a full sized scale model of cleopatra's needle
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# You fucking loved it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)