It's a map to some secret gold.
The text around it is a red herring. Wow you really did miss out. It's been changed to a rather nice picture of a cat now. Nevermind. I'll let you swim in the pool of the mansion I bought with my gold.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:42,
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