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# It takes a long time for them to fix it
they only have a skeleton crew.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Is the server wreck-mounted?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Yup
trouble is, all the back-ups crashed too.
Graf Spee, Tirpitz, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Better Scapa
Flow of data might be affected.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Their web page just keeps saying
"be Reich back"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Better than a "Fuhrer-4" message
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ah. It says it went down with a windows problem
someone left one open
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Just leave a message on their desktop
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# apparently they couldn't connect to the port in time.
(happy birthday!)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It was portholed in a prophecy that that would happen
Maybe someone drugged the sailor'scupper tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I think they poisoned his fish and ships
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Yes, the captin went to see a coracle and that's what she told him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# She said it would happen schooner or later
Fate always ketches up with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Maybe he should go back and destroy'er
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# But she has pipistrelles lurking in the shadows
Annoy her, and a bat'll shiprise-attack you.

That pun was sub-normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yes, coming up with these puns is a real battle.ships only come in so many types.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Thought yours came equipped with 15" puns fore and aft?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I cannonly guess.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Yacht are you talking about?
We are not yet beraft of puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# True. I get my puns from the local shop,
they have a sail on.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Not really his fault, though
he was just hard of herring.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# That's awful, have you got no sole?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# He did just for the halibut.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I don't pike you any more
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I don't rudd-y care.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Oh, calm down. I don't want a row.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# The bandwidth for this pun compo
must cost a few squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Yeah, we'd better hope the servers have got some mussel.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Maybe we should clam up?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Nah, I've got a whole grouper puns left here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oh scallops.
I'm dying on my wrasse thinking of some.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# If we don't stop soon salmon's going to get hurt
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# That's ok
we can send a nice reef to their funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# But don't you sea?Weed best stop before we cause a serious injury
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Nah, let's go overboard on someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm urchin you to reconsider.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# That's put me back in my plaice.
Archive in 3..2...1...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# thank cod for that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# This is the end
I'm going to commit sushicide
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I hake myself for having driven you to this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Fin.
(no really - I have to go to Ikea now. What's that boss? Sorry, I meant stay off work ill all day...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Go on then, get trout of here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)