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# God forbid someone might push a precious movie poster off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# don't worry, it can (and will) always be pearoasted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *looks around*
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# WHY DID YOU DO IT, APHEX THE MINK?
YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Why are boys so bitchy on Monday mornings?
Do you all have ovaries until about midday?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# oo get her



ello miss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Get me
I'm new and improved, and now in sextastic LIME flavour


morning dude
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# lime?
*licks*

tangy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# LOLGUTTEDYOUHASBEENHAD
That's the taste of Ebola.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# damn
I have been surreptitiously ebolated
*rings NHS Direct*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# STAY AT HOME AND DON'T BOTHER THE DOCTOR, POX RIDDEN APE
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# NO WE DON'T
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *Goes Into A Rage For No Reason*
NO WE FUCKING DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: In Other News - Morning, Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Go on, tell me I've got a fat arse anyway.
I know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Why would you suggest I do such a thing?
:(

*cries a little*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Isn't that what blokes do when they're being defensive?
Actually, manwife just says 'OH WELL I OBVIOUSLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT I'M OFF OUT' and stomps off.

I just chuck things and slam doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I just tend to light another ciggie,
and open another bottle of vino.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# It's 9pm.
I think the question you meant to ask was "why are you such a bitch, gronkpan?".

IT WAS, WASN'T IT? TELL ME THAT I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Why are you such a bitch
this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Because this challenge is as fun as a week of RPS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# And your challenge won't lose it's shine after half an hour?
I though the point of challenges was to vaguelly annoy half the regulars.

I'm actually feeling quite fluffy today, it just seems that everything I write has a 'spiky cow' quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# EYE-RONN-EEE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hang on,
My watch says it's 10 a.m.

/confused with time zones blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# you might be thinking of 10am yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *clicks fingers* Aha!
That'd be the one.
Cheers, Mighty N!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I AM IN THE FUTURE.
ENGLAND IS ABOUT TO GET BOMBED LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you are the Home Secretary
aicmfp


ps show us yer tits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Brilliant, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)