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# Just remember
Three pubes per bollock
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# If there's pubes on them as well
We can tweaze them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahaha!
*rubs hands together in internationally recognised symbol of an evil plan being hatched*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *digs out the old chastity belt*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# With anti-back-out spikes?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It's got spikes like you couldn't believe.
It's the ultimate in defence pants technology.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *shakes head*
You clearly don't know your male chastity belts....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Haha, well I've never had need for one.
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *resumes previous hand-rubbing motions*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# may i join you
in an evil hand-rub?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Cor blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)