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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# TEABAGGERS FROM BEYOND THE STRATOSPHERE
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# space bollocks !
arf !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# "it CAME from space"
eww!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *readies long stick*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# space stick?
today i thought of a wonderful idea
you know those stress relief things?
why not make one look like a giant turd :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# one that steams
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *orders eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Because then no-one would WANT to touch it to relieve stress
But make some shaped like some bollocks, every woman in the country would buy one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# do women really like bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I think they like crushing them.
In their mighty fists.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# yes
yes we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Sometimes without realising how fragile they really are.
*bitter*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# we know how fragile they are
we just don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *shakes fist with rage*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# heheheh
we can defeat you with one knee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I think a breast punch could be deployed to great effect.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# my breasts are very large
and resistant to punches. bites hurt, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# How strange, my girlfriend has large breasts and is the exact opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# mine
are used to getting a good pummelling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Do you think I need to pummel hers more?
Break her in, kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# yes
give her the excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# give.. her..
just.. a little kick in the cunt..

saw that movie again on TV the other night, I'd forgotten how funny it is.
Mostly.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
#
knee pair of tweazers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :( I think I'm being bullied.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Do you need an adult?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Help me I don't know what they've got planned for me!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# and nor will you
until it's too late.
far too late.....

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# *flees in panic*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hahahahaha!
careful, we don't want to break them all in one go, it's more fun to do it a bit at a time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# A hair at a time....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# indeed
leave them that little sliver of hope until the last possible moment, then destroy them utterly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Oh, we know
Believe me, we know
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ha ha what a great idea
NEW STRESS BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Just remember
Three pubes per bollock
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# If there's pubes on them as well
We can tweaze them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahaha!
*rubs hands together in internationally recognised symbol of an evil plan being hatched*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *digs out the old chastity belt*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# With anti-back-out spikes?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It's got spikes like you couldn't believe.
It's the ultimate in defence pants technology.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *shakes head*
You clearly don't know your male chastity belts....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Haha, well I've never had need for one.
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *resumes previous hand-rubbing motions*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# may i join you
in an evil hand-rub?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Cor blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *winces*
'ning Mrs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *giggles*
'Ning sirrah. Your lovely fireworks are still gracing my desktop :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I've been here too long
I read that as belms
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Aww, it's being friendly
*shakes its appendage enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Dang
le . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hehe....
great ....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I like this!
Lucky the door didn't close two seconds earlier... *snip*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)