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# Heyloh ferret.
Can I tell you a story about me? Okay, here goes:

MY EYES ARE A RIVER OF BLOOD. OH MY FUCKING HELL, 2 DAYS OF PAINFUL, AND EXCEPTIONALLY BLOODSHOT EYES. THIS SUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# You should have told your boyfriend to point it up your arse like usual then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Hahah :|
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# "And I'm cumming so hard, it's pouring out your eyes.
Ok? Thanks, bye."

/Jam
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Something about the internet?
MY EYES ARE A TORRENT OF PAIN, MATT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# one thing you can try is draining them with a syringe.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I hear this works quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I think I'll just spoon 'em out, let 'em drain and then FUCKING GIVE UP ON VISION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# you could make good money whoring yourself for double skullfucks though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# do you wear contact lenses?
/is an optician. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I don't. I'm pretty sure it's Conjunctivitis, though.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1200277399/MYFUCKINGEYE.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# looks more like demonic possession to me.
 
KLAATU.. VERRATA.. NICTU!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# any discharge? Blurred vision? Photophobia?
Conjunctivitis is rarely painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# No discharge, my eye sight is appalling so I can't test for blurred vision.
Maybe it's viral, not bacterial. Either way... lame. I may Gaz you at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# It looks like and sounds like iritis, matey.
Pain is generally a bad sign. Either that or infected keratitis. Either way you need to see someone ASAP. If you could gaz me a high res. image I could have a closer look at your cornea, but a trip to A&E might be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# LAME.
Well, I gotta dash to the doctors soon anyway. I'll try pop down tomorrow. Tah for help.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Please do.
Happy to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)
# ^This
It looks, and I'm sure it is extremely sore.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Yeah, my eyes are torrents of suck.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# :(
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Gay, but OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)