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# I've had chickenpox three times
and its bastard offspring shingles twice.

I AM HERPES MAN
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# That's not good.
I had mumps twice, each time just on one cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# thats some impressive poxing
I kept some of my daughters pox scabs in a bag to give back to her when she's big! If she turns out anything like me she'll appreciate the gesture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Haha!
She'll be hoping for a car or something for her 21st...

"Here you go darling, you shed these when you were younger. Let's look at the photographs together."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# mmmm still crunchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I have all three belly buttons in alcohol.
My youngest has just reacted badly to her vaccinations and spent from Wednesday until Saturday night in a box on a drip.

I am going to bed.

The Earth is not flat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)