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# new didlo panda with stimulating headphones and traffic cone!
only £399.99
may cause permanent damage, batteries are not included, once in a life time offer, will be delivered in bright orange van with 'dildos R us' written on the side
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# A++
would do business again
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# This one gives you the [air]horn, though!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# oh i see it now
airhornpandaheadphones!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Obviously useful
as a 'fight back' accessory for overly pandered to hawt chix on the internets?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ok i give up - what is it?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Panderphone?
Probably something USB connected to give you a 'shot in the fucking head' when you push it too far?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# whats a panderphone?
(sorry i live under a rock)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Sync has been spending too much time on /talk.
 
We don't have nearly so much pandering here.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# This is true.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Well, not at this time of day anyway.
I've said it before, but I generally know it's time to stop posting when people start saying *smooshes* all over the place.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# O RLY?!
I hardly see the dayshitters these days.

I should have thought any smooshing would be rapidly answered by *cunts in the fuck*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Nah, there's a bunch of them.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# yes, "glomp" is a neologism that really grates my tits.
see also: "pokes", "huggles".. ah I'm making myself sick already

*stabs in the eyes*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I just showed it to you...
*points at the pic, RONSEAL!*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *looks at the tin*
*goes to find tin opener*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# its full of paint
i can't read liquid paint :(
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I have some used paint
which happens to be in the shape of your house.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
#
 
  
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# *GLEE*
I love this!
I may buy a cat just so i can teach it to tramampaolepne!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# dassa mah Pookay.
 


my surrogate black and white.. he's about six or seven now, still not right in the head
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# of course he's not right in the head
he's a cat.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# HE'S A KITTYCAT
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)