
only £399.99
may cause permanent damage, batteries are not included, once in a life time offer, will be delivered in bright orange van with 'dildos R us' written on the side
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:11,
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may cause permanent damage, batteries are not included, once in a life time offer, will be delivered in bright orange van with 'dildos R us' written on the side

as a 'fight back' accessory for overly pandered to hawt chix on the internets?
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15,
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Probably something USB connected to give you a 'shot in the fucking head' when you push it too far?
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:18,
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We don't have nearly so much pandering here.

I've said it before, but I generally know it's time to stop posting when people start saying *smooshes* all over the place.
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22,
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I hardly see the dayshitters these days.
I should have thought any smooshing would be rapidly answered by *cunts in the fuck*
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:23,
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I should have thought any smooshing would be rapidly answered by *cunts in the fuck*

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=*smooshes*
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=*glomps*
www.b3ta.com/board/7910778
It makes me fucking cringe.
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:26,
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www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=*glomps*
www.b3ta.com/board/7910778
It makes me fucking cringe.

see also: "pokes", "huggles".. ah I'm making myself sick already
*stabs in the eyes*
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31,
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*stabs in the eyes*

which happens to be in the shape of your house.
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27,
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I love this!
I may buy a cat just so i can teach it to tramampaolepne!
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Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32,
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I may buy a cat just so i can teach it to tramampaolepne!