HahahahSpeaking about falling on your face and other such injuries:
I was talking to mofaha yesterday, and I turned around and walked straight into the doorframe. I have a bump/bruise on my head now. Also, it made a hollow noise. =/
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15,
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Aww!!My mum did the worst one.
She stood up really fast behind the fireplace, and where we lived at the time, the wood burner was in this hollow with a metal bar at the top, the kind of metal girder you'd see dangling from a building in progress, but smaller.
She scraped across the top of her head, stood there for a split second and burst out crying.
Can you imagine how painful that was!?
She was walking funny for days.
My stepdad always walked into doorframes in that house. He ducked one, and walked straight into the next once. Then into the door.
From then on I put a picture of a duck above the door.
That usually distracted people sufficiently to make them bump their heads, though.
(She stood up really fast behind the fireplace, and where we lived at the time, the wood burner was in this hollow with a metal bar at the top, the kind of metal girder you'd see dangling from a building in progress, but smaller.
She scraped across the top of her head, stood there for a split second and burst out crying.
Can you imagine how painful that was!?
She was walking funny for days.
My stepdad always walked into doorframes in that house. He ducked one, and walked straight into the next once. Then into the door.
From then on I put a picture of a duck above the door.
That usually distracted people sufficiently to make them bump their heads, though.
ClanSoul,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:28,
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Oww!That sounds so painful.
Hahahah that's the win. *tapes ducks above all the doors* Oh...pictures...?
(Hahahah that's the win. *tapes ducks above all the doors* Oh...pictures...?
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32,
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Hahaha!Andy, my stepdad, is pleased that we've moved since then.
( ClanSoul,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33,
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I'd think so.Heheh
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36,
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We have far too many stories about our familythat show how silly everyone is.
But there's none about me..?
(But there's none about me..?
ClanSoul,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:38,
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Nevermind,I just picked up my crisp packet from the wrong end.
I now have a lapful of chese and onion crisps.
(I now have a lapful of chese and onion crisps.
ClanSoul,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:46,
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