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# I was perplexed as hell how some people can manage this
and not look like they are highly allergic, have oddly placed acne or are self-harmers

...then a few months back I figured it.
You either need to be naturally fairly sparse, or have a DAMN good razor. I used Venus for years and only recently tried out the new whizzy 5 blade (guys) razor. Oh my

Oh my INDEED

Edit: a couple of weeks back I had to use my venus again as it was in my travel bag/I was away...it was a fucking great reiteration of my suspicions. Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# mum!
*covers ears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I AM naturally sparse
but I am using a Venus.

Ooooooh 5 blades. Oooooooh you lovely lady you, giving me tips.

Jessie, oh bestest of the ladies who've run up, stuck a post-it note on my boob, giggled and run away, you are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Gillette Fusion
It is all buzzy and 'ooh, not sure if I like this, can't feel the blade like I should be able too...ooh...ooh, actually that's lovely'

And for once I'm not talking sexy buzzings!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Right, I'm getting one on pay day.
*smooch* YOU are a diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yay! Glad to have helped
*smooches back*

...and I really don't remember what the note I adorned your nork with was, though it did bring back a little flash of memory and I remember it being terribly amusing at the time :D

Edit: Actually Fusion might not be the best choice, I seem to remember there being a non vibrating version too? The one I use may be Fusion Power?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I have no idea either
That was post-10 pints.

I'll try the vibrating one. If there's a choice, I always go for the one that vibrates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I used the new JCB one last week. Three gears!
Damn near tore my knob off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Electric razor.
Works fine, no risks.

If you are wondering about the benefits of shaving, push a tic-tac inside a steel-wool scouring pad and then try to remove it with your tongue.
(mungo_spanner, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)