the first time I shaved mine with my flatmates clippers...somehow my scroteskin got caught in the fucking teeth of the clippers. There is no expressing the terror I felt.
Explaining the scab to my lady friend was fun.
(Explaining the scab to my lady friend was fun.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29,
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been there.Well, not literally.
I also managed to cut a "V" in my scrote with a pair of very sharp scissors. I swear it didn't stop bleeding for a month. I had to wear a hastily constructed toilet paper panty liner.
(I also managed to cut a "V" in my scrote with a pair of very sharp scissors. I swear it didn't stop bleeding for a month. I had to wear a hastily constructed toilet paper panty liner.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38,
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dixons man menstruation!*calls work*
sorry i'm not coming in, time of the month.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41,
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hahaI've come very close to the said scissor problem, just managed to stop the blades in time. Gave me a nasty nip though.
I don't think I have the patience anymore, we'll see, depends on the calibre of my next girlfriend.
(I don't think I have the patience anymore, we'll see, depends on the calibre of my next girlfriend.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44,
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