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# Londoners are (in general) such utter shits.
50% yuppie scum, 49% chav scum. 1% human.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# (all the yuppies live in Surrey)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I think your mistaken
Working in the centre of London I would say I am more 70% yuppie scum, 29.5% chav scum and 0.5% human,

and 100% richer than you, don't you know!

*runs to check bank balance*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# richer, but I doubt happier.
:D

And I meant 1 % of Londoners are human. Not 1% of each Londoner.

edit- hang on, I live in Buckinghamshire. That's where all the rich people who work in London come back to. Well, some of them.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Not that rich either really
I admit it, I have to eat Boots Meal Deals to afford my over inflated London mortgage.

*sobs quietly*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'm not in any way rich.
But I don't need to be, I've got everything I need.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Well fuck you, then.
Thanks for judging me on where I live.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You're ever so welcome.
Thanks for forgetting that this may be a website where people say things in jest. Christ, you can joke about rape, incest, child kidnapping, death, disability, racism, sexism, homophobia etc, but you can't make a sweeping statement in jest against Londoners.

Am I meant to think you're all lovely people now or something? Because I must say, you've convinced me. Sweet and friendly.


Oh, and by the way, most people on here judge Americans on where they live. Or is that different?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't judge Americans
I don't judge anyone. I'd thank you to return the effort.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I judge Americans on being fat, ignorant and stupid
Where they live is actually quite a nice place.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)