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# I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# It's the perfect response to anyone's suggestion of a stupid activity.
"Wanna play football?"

"You know what? I could totally stick my dick in a toaster right now."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# It also works when somebody displays false bravado.
"I bet I could climb up that lamppost and get on top of that building"

"I bet I could totally stick my dick in a toaster right now".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)