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# my cock is made of glass.
i pissed off a bunch of nazis when i travelled back in time to pee in their brandy. they caught me and were going to torture me by shoving a glass rod up my urethra and smashing my cock with a hammer, but when i took off my pants they saw my dick was made of glass and they were all omgwtfbbq! so i kicked them in the face and ran back to my time machine to escape.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)
# true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)
# oh yeah.
i never lie.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# you should!
it would be great for your career
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# i'm heavily into self-sabotage these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# TELL THE TRUTH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)
# i am!
www.b3ta.com/board/7967797
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)