
You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people,
and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run out of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going?'
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I used my washtub that morning to clean my turkey, which back then was called a 'walking bird'.
We had walking bird on Thanksgiving with cranberry sauce, Injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder.
We also sat around and watched football, which back then was called baseball.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:47,
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and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run out of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going?'
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I used my washtub that morning to clean my turkey, which back then was called a 'walking bird'.
We had walking bird on Thanksgiving with cranberry sauce, Injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder.
We also sat around and watched football, which back then was called baseball.

which was the style at the time, back in 19clicketysix we said clickety cos we had no word for twenty
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were you cousin Robert? I remember sitting around playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with you in the back garden, only by then all the balls had been stolen by housemartins and we were forced to play with Tangy Toms instead. I remember they kept blowing away, but the crumbs were nice.
In any case, I found Ludo much more fun despite not understanding the rules. I remember you liked Uno better but we only had three cards.
Edit: did you get my message before it was all cuntishly deleted? It was important.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:52,
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In any case, I found Ludo much more fun despite not understanding the rules. I remember you liked Uno better but we only had three cards.
Edit: did you get my message before it was all cuntishly deleted? It was important.

in the deleted thread below, I wrote of the weaknesses of the word "cock", due to it's possible double-meaning. I suggest "cunt" or "shitbox" would be better, as they are more difficult to misconstrue.
I also said, that I had a chuckle at your post yesterday about the conspiracy in scottish football, despite being away for a while, so answering it was futile.
I remarked upon the fact that my dad thought it was also a conspiracy that the old firm game was cancelled to allow the mourning of o'donnell, to give their players a rest and allow them to buy a decent team before having to play us. lol conspiracies.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:01,
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I also said, that I had a chuckle at your post yesterday about the conspiracy in scottish football, despite being away for a while, so answering it was futile.
I remarked upon the fact that my dad thought it was also a conspiracy that the old firm game was cancelled to allow the mourning of o'donnell, to give their players a rest and allow them to buy a decent team before having to play us. lol conspiracies.

I said I wasn't bothered about how someone else could misconstrue me saying Cock to him..haha he is one, fact.
and I wish the sfa would get their fingers out and sort out the fixtures
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:06,
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and I wish the sfa would get their fingers out and sort out the fixtures

but I think they like to get 200,000 pound a year to sit on their fat, exfoliated arses and do fuck all except saunter down to Byres Road for a latte and a panini, while taking 3 weeks to look at video evidence of a match, or indeed sort out when matches should be played.
"cock" it is then :)
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:09,
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"cock" it is then :)