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# John Craven
What makes him tick?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:38, archived)
# this is what we NEED TO KNOW
I met him once. He was wearing a lovely jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)
# Was he
ticking?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)
# no
he was eating a sandwich. it was in the tracks office in pebble mill, birmingham. I worked their very briefly about 6 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)
# Does he tick then?
I'll have a quarter please, John.
(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:21, archived)
# I remember a fantastic Vic Reeves parody of John
"take it off.. its such a little thing...

Hello and welcome to Country File"
(you probably had to see it)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:42, archived)
# That's not the one where they were
wallpapering a plough is it?
(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:56, archived)
# I can't remember
he speaks like a dalek in it, I remember that much.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:58, archived)
# dunno that one.
I remember the gay daleks on Vicor Lewis Smith...TV Offal or whatever it was called.
(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:05, archived)
# Hmm, did the gay daleks say
'White wee-wee!', 'white wee-wee!' a lot. If b3ta could interview them that would be good.
(illiter8 tw@, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:15, archived)
# dunno.
I've got it on video somewhere. It was the same episode as Victor L.S. trying to blame a fart on Steven Hawkin
(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:19, archived)
# John Craven
and his shaven haven
(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:55, archived)
# John Craven and his

Answers all those 'where can possibly go after Country File / a sandwich in front of Rob?" questions...
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)