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# is it not easier to find your way round
'merican cities are dead easy to navigate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Not for me.
It makes me claustrophobic, and it's AWFUL. MK chavs are terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i've not been there
but i'll see your MK chavs and raise you Woking Chavs. they've tried to mug me twice, once with some success. little sods. thing is cos we're so close to staines they think they're in Ali G as well. grrr....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# MK chavs=
OI.....OI YOU....FUCKIN....BLACK HAIR



(when my hair was black)

Oh well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Chavs get a bad press, they can be helpful.
They often point out to me where I can find a local hairdresser.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Long hair on men equals win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Bah
/hairs too curly to grow long blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# You're a ragamuffin.
It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# thats not a bad description
it's only an actual need to earn money that has stopped me putting on my CV that i'm an "executive ne'er-do-well"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Mr Gummidge, Esq.
That was cruel, I just couldn't think of anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# better than bloody johnny borrell
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :D I'm such a cunt.
*fluffs*

edit- not fluffs in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# you can live for now
i don't have any assassin orangs yet...





yet...


edit: i'd hoped not
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Oh, I know.
They're only jealous of my shiny locks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# As they should be.
I've not even seen them, but I'm sure they're excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# oh those kind
oh dear.
Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with "Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# GOFF MAGIC!
I've got goff magic. I can make myself 5 inches taller at will.



But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i got the best insult ever
from a little scally a few weeks ago. he ran up to me and shouted "big knickers!" i just looked at him and said "of course, i can't fit my arse into small ones!" this seemed to confuse him, so he ran off as his mates laughed at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i find it's more fun
to confuse them than to shout at them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ahhhhh, the bamboozle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# haha
then your goff magic is used up on trying to keep you vertical
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I dye my hair wiv plants!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *points* goff
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Slightly.
Not as much as when I was a teen. I now appreciate that Stevie Wonder is the MOTHERFUCKING MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# his early stuff yeah but the later stuff is a bit crap
i used to be a little punk, then grew up and discovered cardigans. now i occasionally worry i sold out. then i realise how much of a twut i probly looked
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# The trouble is, the only thing worth finding is the way away from it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)