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# THE CRIME IS: ROCKET MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# IS JANE FONDA A ROCKET WOMAN?
OR IS THAT SOPHIA LOREN?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# IT DOESN'T MATTER ANY MORE, BOBBY FISCHER IS DEAD.
I HOPE HE'S HAPPY IN HEAVEN, WHERE THE JEWS AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# POOR GUY MADE HIS LAST MOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# HEAVEN IS FULL OF SMEGGY FORESKINS.
ALL RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT MEL GIBSON SAID AND I FOR ONE CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)
# MALGIBSON IS FAMOUS FOR HIS CELEBRITY JEWHATING.
HE WOULD BE HATED BUT: TOM CRUISE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# THERE ARE A LOT OF BETTER THINGS FOR SOCIETY TO GET PISSED OFF ABOUT, BUT: TOM CRUISE.
Only yesterday I heard that it wasn't his sperm, it was L Ron Hubbard's that him and katie used. Apparently the kid is their new god.

I'd love to write this off as bullshit, but: TOM CRUISE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)
# i'd like to see a first world country explicitly state that scientologists can legally be put to death.
that would be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# RONG POP STAR.
RONG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Sum Ting Wong? or Sum-dum Gai?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# SOYCURD IS MY NAME, SOYCURDLING IS MY GAME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)
# SOY IS CRIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)
# you fucking wish, you hatesoy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)
# SOY SUCKS - GIVE ME FULL FAT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FULLFAT, "BARGEARSE".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
NEVER! GIVE ME MORE NOW!

Just one little wafer...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# HERE HAVE A BOWL OF PASTA I MADE EARLIER.
YESTERDAY. I HEATED IT UP EARLIER IN MY MICROWAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# ALL I WANT IS A FUCKLOAD OF DIM SIMS AND A BUCKET OF SOY SAUCE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)
# CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN JAMRAG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)
# YEAH! AND DON't FORGET MY FRIES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)
# I HAS A BUCKIT.
A BUCKIT OF SOY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=sUsNE4hW0fQ
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)
# That show was on when I was just old enough to stay up late AND watch tv...
I used to piss myself laughing at this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Haha - me too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# haha, what the hell?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Was a sketch from an Aussie TV show
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late_Show_(Australian_TV_series)#Bargearse
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)
# heh, foreigners.
on teevee and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)