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# i am going to see robocop and starship troopers on the big screen next week.

you want to be there, i can smell it on your mind.

also: this is not a map.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# BEARD CRIME!
ON MARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# YOU'RE TERMINATED, FUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# I'D RATHER HAVE WOOD LICE, OR IS THAT RICKETS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Ticks?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# THEY'RE LOUSY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)
# THERE ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I'M EMAILING HER.
toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/stp/544978979.html
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)
# LOUSY FUCKING TICKS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# YOU'D GET TICE! OR WOULD IT BE LOICKS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)
# IT WOULD BE SOY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)
# FUCK SOY. BUT I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# SOY YOU SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# SAY I SAW SOY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)
# LIONEL RICHIE
SAY YOU SAW ME SAY SOY SAY SHUT IT OREO,.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)
# Lionel Richie you say?
Have you seen this guy?
www.bbc.co.uk/theoneandonly/gallery/32/
It was on yesterday and it was bloody awful. Degrading even.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# it's been 20 years since i saw robocop at a cinema.
never seen s.t. there, just on the teevee. and it's free!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)
# ROBOCOP 3, NOW THERE WAS A GOOD MOVIE.
I LIKED IT WHEN HE STARTED FLYING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# AND THE BAD GUY WAS A CHINESE COWBOY
WHICH WAS COOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# ALSO:
i saw only a part of it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# That's just not good enough
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# the cow i drew looks more like a pig.
or a pig/cow hybrid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)
# Is it Hallal?
and can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# it is a pow.
POW! IN TERMINATOR 4 THE TERMINATORS WILL HAVE TO BE CGI BECAUSE ARNOD SWARTZENEGGER HAS FLAPPY OLD SAGTITS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)
# SHITTY FUCKING SAGGY TITS. BAD LUCK GOVERNATOR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I BET HIS MECHANICAL SKELETON IS ALL RUSTY AND OSTEOPEROTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:43, archived)
# HE GOT CUT UP IN A TEXAN CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
CHARLES MANSON SAID SO
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# I HEARD DEBBIE GIBSON IS PREGNANT WITH HIS TWO-HEADED LOVE CHILD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# SO IS LORENA BOBBIT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# IT'S A BIGFOOT BABBY.
ALL COVERED IN FUR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:52, archived)
# written by frank miller
of sin city/300/batman fame

as was robocop 2
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - RoboBowie
*eats Mars
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# MARS BARS DON'T EXIST.
YOU ARE LIE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I AM BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# CHOCOLATE BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# CHOCOLATE RAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# i only want to see you laughing in it.
what's so rong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i DON'T WANT SOY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)
# YOU SAY THAT BUTT YOU DON'T MEAN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# OK I DON'T MEAN IT BECAUSE I'M MEAN!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# THE CRIME IS: ROCKET MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# IS JANE FONDA A ROCKET WOMAN?
OR IS THAT SOPHIA LOREN?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# IT DOESN'T MATTER ANY MORE, BOBBY FISCHER IS DEAD.
I HOPE HE'S HAPPY IN HEAVEN, WHERE THE JEWS AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# POOR GUY MADE HIS LAST MOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# HEAVEN IS FULL OF SMEGGY FORESKINS.
ALL RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT MEL GIBSON SAID AND I FOR ONE CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)
# MALGIBSON IS FAMOUS FOR HIS CELEBRITY JEWHATING.
HE WOULD BE HATED BUT: TOM CRUISE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# THERE ARE A LOT OF BETTER THINGS FOR SOCIETY TO GET PISSED OFF ABOUT, BUT: TOM CRUISE.
Only yesterday I heard that it wasn't his sperm, it was L Ron Hubbard's that him and katie used. Apparently the kid is their new god.

I'd love to write this off as bullshit, but: TOM CRUISE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)
# i'd like to see a first world country explicitly state that scientologists can legally be put to death.
that would be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# RONG POP STAR.
RONG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Sum Ting Wong? or Sum-dum Gai?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# SOYCURD IS MY NAME, SOYCURDLING IS MY GAME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)
# SOY IS CRIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)
# you fucking wish, you hatesoy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)
# SOY SUCKS - GIVE ME FULL FAT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FULLFAT, "BARGEARSE".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
NEVER! GIVE ME MORE NOW!

Just one little wafer...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# HERE HAVE A BOWL OF PASTA I MADE EARLIER.
YESTERDAY. I HEATED IT UP EARLIER IN MY MICROWAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# ALL I WANT IS A FUCKLOAD OF DIM SIMS AND A BUCKET OF SOY SAUCE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)
# CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN JAMRAG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)
# YEAH! AND DON't FORGET MY FRIES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)
# I HAS A BUCKIT.
A BUCKIT OF SOY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=sUsNE4hW0fQ
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)
# That show was on when I was just old enough to stay up late AND watch tv...
I used to piss myself laughing at this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Haha - me too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# haha, what the hell?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Was a sketch from an Aussie TV show
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late_Show_(Australian_TV_series)#Bargearse
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)
# heh, foreigners.
on teevee and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)
# strange
I was just thinking about bowie/scifi crossovers

but with predator...


who bowie could take EEEAAAAAASY, he'd just wear a shiny thermal jumpsuit, predator wouldn't be able to see him... none of that smearing mud all over
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:26, archived)
# plus iman and iggy pop would be fighting with bowie.
and no-one's going to fuck with them.

i leave the board to you and the coming dayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:28, archived)
# starship troopers was shit
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 8:17, archived)
# This is a common misconception by people who didn't get the point.
In actual fact, it's a very slick political satire.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Oh no, I'm aware of all that
I began reading some of the book too.

I just thought the movie itself was trying to outdo itself with the gore; it's one thing to be funny but it's another to just keep on fucking pushing it. The amount of gratuitousness existed entirely separate from the satire, and it was a huge distraction, at least for me.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I want to see the adventures of Robobowie.
Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)