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# But the internet is a dick.
It said I won an Audi the other day, and those pills promised to make me hard as a rock, and shoot like an elephant.

THE INTERNET IS FULL OF LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)
# I worked at a place that sold those pills
there was talk of a distance contest for awhile.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Clearly a misprint.
 
It should've been hard like an elephant, shoot like a rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Like Mohammad Ali.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# STING LIKE A MANTA RAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:17, archived)