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# I'm tempted to make a fry up before I go to bed..
But I don't like hearing my food scream at me =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
# stay awake and talk to me
I'm far too calm to sleep right now.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)
# you touch cocks with your butt
how do you like that kind of talk?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
# orally
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I am tempted to just stay awake, but that would be silly
As there is nothing on TV now =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)
# there's everything on on the internet though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# But the internet is a dick.
It said I won an Audi the other day, and those pills promised to make me hard as a rock, and shoot like an elephant.

THE INTERNET IS FULL OF LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)
# I worked at a place that sold those pills
there was talk of a distance contest for awhile.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Clearly a misprint.
 
It should've been hard like an elephant, shoot like a rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Like Mohammad Ali.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# STING LIKE A MANTA RAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I just started working the night shift and it's my day off
I'm gonna be up till like 9 in the morning. It's 11 right now.

I have no tupping clue what to do with myself.

I'd go to Atlantic City if I had any dough.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Do it.
FUCKING DO EEEEET.

Everyone has six mortgages these days.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# haha
maybe I will

Philly has shitty slot machines now, maybe I'll do that.

Ooo, or loose some money to some pool sharks.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I used to be scared to swim after I heard the term "pool shark"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# The food has eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Use earplugs.
Or ball-gags. Either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
# DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# It may prove fatal =[
I must be up by 3pm, and need to tidy my room, as it is a shitheap..

I CANNOT FUNCTION WITH LESS THAN 11 HOURS OF SLEEP =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)
# fuck
3 more hours and i can officially make myself a fry up.
(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Awww
I like the little eggiweg
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)
# YOU WON'T WHEN HE'S FRYING
SCREAMING "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME ATHENA, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME. YOU EVEN GAVE ME A NICKNAME, I LIKED THAT. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?!"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# NOOO
I CAN'T SAVE HIM! HE'S AN OCEAN AND THEN SOME AWAY!!! WHAT DO I DO!?!? *moral dilemma ensues*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# YOU GO OUT, AND YOU BUY EVERY EGG THERE IS.
YOU INCUBATE EACH ONE, PRAYING THAT IT HAS BEEN FERTILISED, AND THEN YOU CAN FURTHER CHICKEN-KIND A LITTLE MORE.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE A RACIST..

NO BIG DEAL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)
# DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS ON EARTH THAN HUMANS?

THEY DON'T NEED FURTHERING.

THE MORE YOU KNOW™
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)
# YOU ARE A LIAR.
CHICKENS ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.

AS ARE HUMANS.

HUMANCHICKENS ARE NOT ENDANGERED, HOWEVER, I FEEL THIS IS WHERE YOU MAY BE GETTING CONFUSED.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# NO.
CHICKENS ARE A LARGE, EXTENSIVE SPECIES, CONSISTING OF HENS, TOO. THEY ARE NOT ENDANGERED.

HUMANS ARE STUPID. I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE ENDANGERED, COS IT'S PROBABLY THEIR FAULT.

I DO NOT KNOW OF THESE HUMANCHICKENS YOU SPEAK OF. I THINK THEY POSSIBLY GIVE ME THE FEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:03, archived)
# THEY AREN'T THAT EXPENSIVE, LOL.
ALSO, YOU ARE A HUMANCHICKEN. FOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)
# OH MY BAD
YOU SURE TOLD ME.

I HAVE NO BEAK. THUSLY, NOT HUMANCHICKEN
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)
# YOU HAVE AN INNERBEAK
FROM YOUR SPIRITUAL CHICKEN.

JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TEACHING KIDS THESE DAYS?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)
# INNERBEAK?
IT BOGGLES MY MIND!


IF YOU HOLD DOWN SHIFT TO TYPE, AND THEN PRESS THE OTHER SHIFT FOR AN EXCLAMATION MARK, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THINKING, THEY CANCEL IT OUT AND NOTING HAPPENS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)
#
www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/chicken-chop.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# *retches*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
#
www.nataliedee.com/011908/the-heads-the-best-part-baby.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Someone must be a freak with a really low resolution
To even use this, let alone want it as a screensaver...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Yay!
I made a breads today, IT WAS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# We have shitty bread =[
I also found a bag of "assorted breads" in our cupboard as I was cleaning it up.

I laughed a bit =]

I LIKE SIMPLE THINGS ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)
# What are
'assorted breads'?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# I don't know.
Let alone why they were in a bag.

They were several months out of date though, so they had to be thrown out.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Haha.
This will weigh heavily on my mind as I cook breakfast.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)