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# *doesn't get it*
This is obviously a joke for thin people who own shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# there are water jumps in steeple chase
hence the snorkels
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# You'd think I knew that.
I knew it was something horsy. I used to own a horse, but he wasn't one for doing things like that, mainly he just liked leaning on me when I was stood between him and a wall. And chewing my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# different kind of steeple chase hon
there's a steeple chase for humans too.

edit: like this www.armorytrack.com/images/Loucks/steeple-2.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I thought of horses as well...
Though not for the first time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# naughty Dobbin!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# There is?!
You fit people are WEIRD. Why can't you all just have a nice sit down and a cuppa? Watch some Poirot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# i'm not one of them
i saw it on the telly box once.
i was having a nice sit down and a cup of tea and watching diagnosis murder when the cat sat on the remote.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# \o/ yay for normality!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# fear not
because no matter how fit you were the cruelty of age will soon fuck that up for you. I'm sat here in my adidas track pants and t-shirt with all the mobility of a fucking hat-rack.

( sorry, arthritis is a bastard today and the drugs have not yet numbed me )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You have arthritis too?
I need to go and badger my doctor to give me medication for mine. So far all I've got is 'You have arthritis, but you're 23 and you might not, we could be wrong, so no drugs for you.'

Shitbiscuits. It's my wrists, mainly. And my knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I've recently started to come off
most of my drugs mainly because I took a substantial shopfitting contract on for BA and being turned into a drugged up zombie all day is fine unless you happened to need to speak to clients or do a bit of work.
That's the problem, they can give me drugs that take away the pain ( and reality ) but not allow me to function. Or they give me drugs that don't work but have the wonderful side-effect of giving me massive acid reflux and new ulcers which I am stuck with regardless of me stopping the tablets. I do however get some anti-depressants, not because I need cheering up but again, side effects, they have the ability to stop joints swelling. Science eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)