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# what if you put a straw in your bellybutton and make the baby drink espresso while 25 weeks into the gestation period?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# it will mutate into a human/coffee bean hybrid.
with ten arms, two heads, and will be incredibly hyperactive.

It will also be able to spray caffiene out of its armpits when threatened.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You-a give birth to maaaaario
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)