what if you put a straw in your bellybutton and make the baby drink espresso while 25 weeks into the gestation period?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14,
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it will mutate into a human/coffee bean hybrid.
with ten arms, two heads, and will be incredibly hyperactive.
It will also be able to spray caffiene out of its armpits when threatened.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:17,
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You-a give birth to maaaaario
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:18,
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