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# mmm...
...coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hmmmmmm
is it a reference to this:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7195500.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# RE: sig
Empire movie quote quiz?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# nope, just been watching the Incredibles again :D
Easily my fave Pixar film, although REALLY looking forward to "WALL-e"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Ah
I've been plugging away at this www.empireonline.com/quote_quiz/ and that was one of the "easy" quotes...

it's really badly coded but great fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# awww ya gotta register to play and I cant be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I resent that!
I don't need coffee to do stupid things fast and with energy! I'll have you know I'm a very fast paced idiot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Is that Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Looks like her to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Coffee = Miscarriage
according to today's internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Pile. Of. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# No thanks
I'll just have the coffee:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ^ this
I bet I could drink loads of coffee and never miscarry
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# your statement is backed by SCIENCE!
CONCLUSIONS:: There is little indication of possible harmful effects of caffeine on miscarriage risk within the range of coffee and caffeine consumption reported, with a suggested reporting bias among women with losses before the interview. The results may reflect exposure misclassification and unmeasured heterogeneity of pregnancy losses.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Eyyyy
I can do science, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# what if you put a straw in your bellybutton and make the baby drink espresso while 25 weeks into the gestation period?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# it will mutate into a human/coffee bean hybrid.
with ten arms, two heads, and will be incredibly hyperactive.

It will also be able to spray caffiene out of its armpits when threatened.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You-a give birth to maaaaario
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ^
?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *makes a big sad face*
It's a wonder I'm alive though. My mum lived on coffee and fags in the 80s, including the period where she was pregnant with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ^This
plus rumbaba's and it was the 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I blame my mum not finding out she was pregnant until month 5 for my tolerance to green
She had very irregular periods as it was, so thought nothing of it, bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Coffee?!
Tea! Tea, damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You can have both.
Although not in the same cup. It's HORRID, cotteea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# this^
tea allows you time to be more considered with your stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# To be fair, you would say that.
You and tea have a long running affair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# urgh on both counts


I might send this out ^^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I would.
Manwife's CV is lovely, it's got a big purple plant thing on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# skip the p.s. bit and do it
I'd hire you

unless I found you'd nicked the idea off someone ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I was thinking about taking it out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Haha!
Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# nice one prog
i've just finished a now one of mine, they are beked bean can lables with all my details on the back of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha..I've actually seen that before :)

someone did it for their end of year show at college, it's a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Arse!
oh, well, i like the look of mine and there are 3 other pages with diffeent stuff on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# aaah has yours been done in print?

this one was on an actual tin :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# not printed it yet
only digital copy, but you've given me an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Different stuff being spaghetti hoops?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# nicely
although should it be, arrive at my job...on my face.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Prod
I hope you don't mind but...

..."which makes is easy to arrive at my job with a smile on my face".

You switched from MY to YOUR. Keep it personal with "MY".

If I received that I would give your application priority over all others.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# haha urgh..I changed that!!

fixed :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# For the final flourish
I suggest you change the entire font to Comic Sans.
The font of professionals!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hmm,
Would a employer give a He/she a passion job each day on your face?

apologies for grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I think you should send it
without the p.s. bit

it might just do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Does considering every detail carefully
not include the accent on resume? (not that I know how to do them here)

and surely resume should be spelt 'CV'?

Apart from that, very good have a gold star. There's a couple of artwork jobs coming up where I work if you know anything about pharmaceutical artwork generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I couldn't find the bloomin accent on the e :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I can never find it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# does anyone know which Chemical Brother she's going out with?
I thought it was the tall balding one but then someone told me it was the shorter curly haired chap.

Does she even know?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# this one
www.nndb.com/people/100/000031007/simons.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# thats a shame
it would have been much funnier if it was taller one who is roughly 7 times her height
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Would have been.
This chap looks nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ^ him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Ed Whatsit
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# He is the shorter one with the curly hair
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# it is the tall balding, blond one
who used to have long hair.

Oh, apparently not. Google tells me both things. Even google doesn't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# No it definitely isn't
I saw a picture of them together.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# She sure seems to be enjoying that coffee
black as night and sweet as sin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# OUCH!!!!!
that hurt.

Poor girl. I know this happens to a lot of women, but it seems to be happening a lot to famous people these days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)