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# I can't tell you in public!
You could be in their payroll for all I know. The sort of b3tard who lurks on /talk or the ones that make really good and funny posts. EVIL I tell you!
*makes for the window not forgetting to grab coat*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# /talk just plan scares me.
it's like Summerisle from the wickerman... people go missing there..never to be heard of again.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# and I reckon that at least three of them are Christopher Lee
dresses and all

*shudders*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# yes !
but sshhh they mustn't know we're onto their secret !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Good plan, hide all secrets!
*hides whickerman*

.... he's just a sex aid!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha yes !
from the book "Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects"
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# pity the only way to warm them is by fire
the burns were very embarrassing to explain to my other mistress
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)
# oo how many you got ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)