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# I like it.
When I was in my exam today some kid came to walk into the room,
opened the door and when he realised he was intterupting an exam he shouted,
'SHIT THE BED!' I got told off for laughing so hard.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# new cussing system #1
S+N=C
where S is the swear word and N is a randomly picked noun. C will be a satisfying and explicit cuss
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Cock bottle?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Shitclouds!
Mingebrackets!
Fuckglasses!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# How obscure can you get?
Cuntpencilcase!
Wankcaster!
Shitdrawer!

Actually I quite like shit-drawer.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)