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# I've been in Leeds for several months and haven't had sex in a bus stop once.
Am I ugly?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# no
as i have it on good authority from my sexy friends in leeds (and i have no others) that only the munters shag in bus stops

comes from living on t'wrong side of t'pennines that munterness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Splendid. I was in Manchester for 3 years before this,
so the sexiness must have stayed with me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# oh wait
in that case it may be the leprosy that's caused you not to get laid.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I was told my leg fell off due to natural causes
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# well in manchester
that is natural causes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# sexy people in leeds ?
they excist...well bollocks..why did i pick one of the ugly ones. :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# they are all female
i'm afraid. i also have it on good authority that the blokes up there are tossers
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Apart from me.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# obbbviously.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# oh yes i can vouch for that whole heartedly.
but it's not something exclusive to the north. sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# no
it's something exclusive to leeds

liverpool has some nice blokes, unfortunately i'm currently in bristol, and most of the other ones i can think of are gay
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# bristol has it's fair share of tossers.
i probably just hate men. =X
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i'm sure it does
i'm just not one of htem
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# yes
and you have a micro penis.

or possible high standards of lady
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# And a girlfriend in a different city.
yes, and a micro penis
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *does secret micropenis gang handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Go go team micropenis!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)