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# I'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue.
do you have a good production plan?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Well, I know a guy who knows a guy that can get some prime chops...
So from there, it's really a matter of stitching...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# excellent. I've just bought a meat sewing machine on ebay.
gristle-thread. It's amazing what the world has to offer.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Excellent.
We can use bacon for the headpiece, for added comfort and moulding, then the chops'll be good for the flaps of the tricorn...

OR

We can use T Bone steaks to make meat viking helmets!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# oh yes!
great plan.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)