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# Good luck with that.
Rats are hard as nails, and smarter than, oooh, 74% of the human population, I reckon. He'll have yer telly and DVD player whilst you're outside trying to balance Rolos on contraptions made of bits of wire, just you wait and see.

How rats get into your bedroom at night.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i fear you may be right
but this is only day 2 of my battle against the rats, i don't count day one where i caught it sitting on a bird table and narrowly missed it with a church candle that i lobbed out of an upstairs window at it. one way or another they are going.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# It'll have taken that candle home
and used it to build a fake bomb, in order to hold up a sub-post office in a nearby town, you mark my words.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)