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# I quit the internet. You have won!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Did you know
that bingowings is my email address?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Is that why that Bear keeps annoying me?
That feckin' "Feel my long...





paws." cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Why [email protected] by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Cos that is what I told everyone my email address was.
So I had to choose it, else my email wouldn't arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# That's fine.
If only you hadn't emailed my mum telling her to eat to "eat the motherfuckin' meat, bitch". Other than that it would have been fine.

She only wanted Christmas photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I am very very sorry.
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# YOU'RE sorry?
I'm listening to The Carpenters and it's all your fault.

Unfortunately the boy (you) who's makin' me mad (you) isn't goin' away.

DYSWIDT? Hahahahahaha. *fart*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# IDSWYDT!
*opens window*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Too late. You'll need Febreze to get that out of your couch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Oh you fucker
I've just sat in it.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)