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# For SmugKittyBastard


cut, pasty, clone, heat, cute, pasta, crone, heal. Patterned jackets are a complete fucker, especially when you have to make half of it up.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# YES! YES! YES YES YES YES!
THIS FOR THE WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Nicely done, however
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# OH MY GOD
IT'S BEAUTIFUL !

*licks computer screen*
*also touching self*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'm glad you like.
(I wouldn't lick that bit. A dog done a poo on it earlier on.)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *collects drool*
*sells*

Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *opens bottle of Dribian*
*places products*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# you should have said you was touching yourself
INTENSE FAWN-A-THON
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# well that goes with out saying,,,
i'm having a good old jolly as we speak.

edit: i've edited now..better ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# with girl bits?
PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha.
why do i never get pandered and fawned over in real life...psssh.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# what ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# WHAT !?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# he said
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I see...
thanks for explaining so clearly :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# CHEVRON
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Yay for chevrons!
Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# you're ganging up on me now !
i'm upset !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# PHWOAR!
can you cry a bit more please?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# *films through window*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# CODDLES
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# you're still a big meanie !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# god you are all making this tricky
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i'm worn out
SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# where sexy ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# good !
now go and make a blank new thread
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Are you hiding your light under a bushel or something?
That is often the reason.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# probably just a bit of a sweary ugly cunt. haha,
but i'm not hiding anything under any bushels...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Bet you're hiding your bushel though..
Trousers do that..
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Gary Bushel?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i hope he's not in me trousers !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# dress more like...well petticoat and dress and such.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Petticoat and dresses?
I sincerely refuse to beleive that anyone could be considered ugly while dressed in that manner.


*swigs more hendricks*
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# it's a very nice dress too ! black with a lovely floral chitzy pattern....with a minger in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Still refuse to beleive it!
As someone a lot wiser and much drunker than me once said:

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Not that it applies, obviously..

Judging by your profile pic (raging internet stalker that I am) you aint ugly and could pull off some uber great burlesque style with ease and aplomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Sweary ugly cunt
Ha! That is me! I have had a formal warning for swearing at work.

(except I am currently sweary ugly beardy cunt, on account of the beard-for-a-bet I am sporting)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# i used to tell my ex-boss to fuck off and call him a cunt all day long
i was polite as anything to customers..just swore my head off at everyone else. it's not very ladylike tho, i like it myself..but blokes seem to like more well ladylike acting and looking women and not mad tall things who swear alot.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I run the risk of being reported to the GMC
if I swear at the punters. (It sometimes just slips out. Thankfully nobody has cared so far)

EDIT: And swearing is fucking cool, so there. Everybody does it here in doncaster.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
where do you work ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# In a big grey smelly hospital.
In the North.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# aaah.
swear at the patiens ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I have on occasion.
I've only called one a cunt though so far.


(he was)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I have the acest beard I have ever had EVAH!
at the moment.
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Mine seems to just end up mostly on my neck.
Thankfully I have 2 weeks more on annual leave so I can topiarise it into something special.

PS: Can you demonstrate the aceness of your beard through the medium of Paint?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Heh, beardy..
Good call that man..

Got asked in an interview recently if I thought my beard was suitable for a modern retail environment.. I asked the interviewer if she thought her shoes were suitable for someone dealing in fashion..

Strangely I didn't get the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# lol
b3ta.com/board/8022141
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# YESSS YES YESSSSSS !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
I love his skin
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# This is very well done indeed!!
*cuts past clone*

/edit. Damn you aerosol!!!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *ninja edit*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# hehe
spotted that. good work sir
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I quit the internet. You have won!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Did you know
that bingowings is my email address?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Is that why that Bear keeps annoying me?
That feckin' "Feel my long...





paws." cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Why [email protected] by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Cos that is what I told everyone my email address was.
So I had to choose it, else my email wouldn't arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# That's fine.
If only you hadn't emailed my mum telling her to eat to "eat the motherfuckin' meat, bitch". Other than that it would have been fine.

She only wanted Christmas photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I am very very sorry.
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# YOU'RE sorry?
I'm listening to The Carpenters and it's all your fault.

Unfortunately the boy (you) who's makin' me mad (you) isn't goin' away.

DYSWIDT? Hahahahahaha. *fart*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# IDSWYDT!
*opens window*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Too late. You'll need Febreze to get that out of your couch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Oh you fucker
I've just sat in it.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# For Skug
And yes, I know what you mean about the jacket. I gave up doing that on VeryNeatHarry...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# YEA!
thats him!
:)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# nice
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)