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# My one of those was shaped like the phantom.
It taught me to attack people who wear purple spandex bodysuits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Have you ever had to use this skill?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:11, archived)
# One day, BargeArse. One day soon.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
*changes colour from purple spandex to red
*runs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)
# uh oh.
trust him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Ha! Lame troll is lame.
Where's the styling in that, I ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:21, archived)
# lame lame lame.
he could have at least said he was the second coming of robert pickton.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# or Heath Ledger
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
# i'll guess that someone has made and posted an 'I AM LEDGER' poster by now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:35, archived)
# He should have picked names from
the Jack The Ripper suspect list or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:32, archived)
# gein and fish are still fun, though.
it's bundy that kills the list for me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:37, archived)
# mine was a clown.
it was a hand-me-down from my older brother and sister and had a few cigarette holes in it that had been patched with duct tape. there was a piece of tape across his mouth to cover a hole so it looked like the clown was a kidnap victim, and that was the best part about the stupid toy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I had a Hulk one RRRAARGHh *cough*
Marvel comics Hulk, not mustachioed wrestleytype.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:22, archived)
# someone should make them with portraits of political leaders, religious figureheads and the like on them.
they'd sell.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)
# I'd buy a Kemal Atatürk.
And a Thai king or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i'd buy several hundred trudeaus and castros and film myself having orgies with them.
SEX ORGIES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:34, archived)