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# IN response to the man down there, who said
we should interview leopard man - but we can't as he's a hermit... I think we should intreview hermits in general. Find where they live, and just keep popping round for things. Ask them for sugar, that kind of thing. Follow them if they ever come out, and ask them questions.
Might take a while but it would rock.
Except they would hate us and try and have us killed.
Failing that, we could interview a hermit crab.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:19, archived)
# Hermans Hermits.
We should interview them and ask them why they think they're Henry the Eigth.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:30, archived)
# That's a brilliant plan
Can we also send round jehovahs witness's and people selling crap paintings?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:46, archived)
# that's pretty much exactly what i mean.
make them appreciate why they were hermits in the first place.
hello Wifey, nice holiday? We missed you.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:52, archived)
# Yes, thank-you. We missed you too!
I have now dunked son 2 in the Irish sea as tradition dictates. It was very cold and windy in Ireland.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:00, archived)
# glad you had a nice time -
i hope your son's ok - did you wrap him in a nice warm blanket after?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)
# Naa.
He was fine. A bit blue round the edges though..
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)
# I was dubious
Especially when we saw the flock of nuclear sea gulls.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:40, archived)
# they're luvly
much nicer than non-nuclear ones. i'm off to sellafield to get some seagull nuclearising stuff. can you buy it at the gift shop?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:45, archived)
# No need
Just take a bucket and help your self, its just lying around on the beach. You could nuclearise other stuff like buses or Cardiff or cheese. Watch out though as they take 25000 years to reduce by half.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:14, archived)