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# why are you on b3ta and not at the hospital cooing over your daughter?
was it a long one or did she pop out?

*edit*
and congrats to you for having working wedding veg.

*lights cigar, swigs brandy*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# She was supposed to be a home birth
but it was a really long labour so we ended up going into hospital. Then baby's heart rate was dropping so they whipped her out right quick and off to special care to observe her overnight.

Both baby (Imogen) and mum are ok now, I've just spoken to her and I'm waiting for her to phone me back so I know whether I'm going in to visit them or bring them back home.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# c-section?
that's a standard 5 days in hospital i think.

and no driving for 6 weeks.

glad they are both ok.

was it going to be in one of those birthing pools?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Nah
No C-section fortunately, just suction cup and a roomfull of people suddenly.

Nope. No birthing pool, just a TENS machine and a bit of gas and air, she coped like that for about 40 hours, I'm really proud of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# STITCHES?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# A couple
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# PICTURES?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You are a bad, bad man.
So no, you're not seeing the pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it's for research
FOR A BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# "Vaginal prolapse due to x-treem childbirth - a photographic guide"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# were you in THE WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# they don't normally let first time mothers home before babies first bath
and a few useful tips
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# "Don't let your child near the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# BEWARE THE NONCES
ASKING ABOUT C-SECTIONS AND BIRTHING POOLS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
DROWN THE NONCE THEN CUT HIS STOMACH OPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# THESE KIND OF QUESTIONS ARE THE VESTIGE OF A SICK MIND.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *looks shifty*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)