middle age spreadis when you wake up one morning and you're 40 years old and a lardarse, and nothing you do seems to change it.
so after a while you just say 'feh' and have another beer.
(so after a while you just say 'feh' and have another beer.
Shiksa,
Tue 5 Feb 2008, 1:49,
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I think I'll just be pathetically skinny with a huge fucking beer gut.somewhat more concerned about the onset of back and ear hair..
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 5 Feb 2008, 3:06,
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