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# I haven't posted anything in a few years...
But I felt like posting something stupid...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I dont get it.
I am tired and thinking is hard.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Well...
It does exactly as it says on the... jar...

I'm a sucker for crap jokes, ya see.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# middle age spread
is when you wake up one morning and you're 40 years old and a lardarse, and nothing you do seems to change it.

so after a while you just say "feh" and have another beer.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I think I'll just be pathetically skinny with a huge fucking beer gut.
 
somewhat more concerned about the onset of back and ear hair..
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 3:06, archived)
# well I liked it
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Whee!
Thanks. :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Nice one Nigel!~
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# :-)
simple is good
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# :)
Hehe, thanks! All hail MS Paint... still rubbish after all these years.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)