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# ha ha ha
that would make a great lollipop...

*licks*

ARG - I have lacerated my tongue into shreads... why oh why oh why did they have to make this lillipop out of sharp jaggedy metal?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I shall be contacting Customer Services on your behalf..
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# good - because I can neither speak
or stop bleeding profusely from my mouth

*gurgle*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *dabs with handkerchief*
There ya go....

*waits for inevitable fish jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# HADDOCK
HADDOCK HADDOCK HADDOCK carp HADDOCK HADDOCK HADDOCK bream HADDOCK HADDOCK HADDOCK booty clap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I heard this to the tune of the badgers....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# close...
it was actually to the tune of ass and titties by Dj Assault - hence the booty clap at the end... close though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Ass and Titties?
DJ Assault?

*stares blankly*

Does it have Jeff Buckley in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# it's basically just feminist folk music for lezzybins
GHETTOTECH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# in which case it probably should have gone more like
Haddock. Bream.

Haddock and Bream.

Haddock Haddock, Bream Bream, Haddock and Bream...

big bootied dolphins wots wearing ships,

come on Dabs lets go for the easy flips...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :(
just me on that one then...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)