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# But surely you get all the rampant gayism you need
from RTD's masterwork, 'Torchwood'!!!

A sublime and subtle blend of well-written sci-fi, superbly acted characters, all with a modern tolerant nuance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I've never really watched it
But now I hear about the gayers I think I will :D
(Damnit, I can't decide on what my ovaries tingle over).
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# you missed out last week
spike from buffy was kissing the gorgeous bi captain jack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *faint*
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# to be honest
its plays like its been written by a sexually confused thirteen year old, who has found his dads copy of Razzle, watched some Doctor Who, and has then sat in front of a computer screen typing the script with one hand whilst furiously masturbating with the other, thinking he can do better.
Every last character is shagging everyone else, and Captain Jack can barely go two lines without slipping in some terrible sexual innuendo. And pretty much everyone is gay or bisexual, and swears alot. Because that makes it "modern" and "edgy" and "adult"...

But it has soooo much potential!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Is it by any chance
on the BBC?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Nothing wrong with innuendo
The Carry On team made extensive and profitable careers from it.

"Carry On Catch That Alien"... "Carry On Up the Rift"... hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Very amusing analogy :D
Ho hum!
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)