
please bring me 2lbs of cumberland sausages, 2lbs of pork and apple sausages and a kilo of good, old-fashioned sagey butcher's classics.
that is all.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:19,
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that is all.

It doesn't work like that. YOU leave your sausage under the pillow overnight, and the sausage fairy might leave you a quid after he gobbles it up in the night.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:21,
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...to prevent myself from saying something that could be misconstrued as a thinly veiled double entendre that may embarrass SmashMonkey.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:23,
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I've certainly done more than my share of posting embarrassing pictures of myself and my butt for b3tans everywhere. It's time for mass reciprocation!
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34,
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plus i have no camera. firefox can be a bit funny about pics. i'm waiting for a friend to pull his finger out and show me a way round this problem, instead of just telling me things i don't understand, just like charlotte's uncle...
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39,
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but as far as obtaining a camera, I'm skint, so no joy there. Don't any of your friends post your picture on flickr?
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:47,
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And since I'm full of nonsense, and therefore not too sensible, I'd be perfect!
I volunteer!
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:05,
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I volunteer!