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# oh, great sausage fairy,
please bring me 2lbs of cumberland sausages, 2lbs of pork and apple sausages and a kilo of good, old-fashioned sagey butcher's classics.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Silly SmashMonkey
It doesn't work like that. YOU leave your sausage under the pillow overnight, and the sausage fairy might leave you a quid after he gobbles it up in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# but...but....i have no sausage!
*mourns lack of meaty tubers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# / Zips my lip
...to prevent myself from saying something that could be misconstrued as a thinly veiled double entendre that may embarrass SmashMonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Others have no such qualms.
*glares downwards*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# embarrass? me?
i think not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Then why no piccie in your profile?
I've certainly done more than my share of posting embarrassing pictures of myself and my butt for b3tans everywhere. It's time for mass reciprocation!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i'm using firefox at the moment
plus i have no camera. firefox can be a bit funny about pics. i'm waiting for a friend to pull his finger out and show me a way round this problem, instead of just telling me things i don't understand, just like charlotte's uncle...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Well, you could download IE for picture uploading if it came to that
but as far as obtaining a camera, I'm skint, so no joy there. Don't any of your friends post your picture on flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# no
my friends are all over 30 and far too sensible :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Sounds like you need a whole bunch of new friends.
And since I'm full of nonsense, and therefore not too sensible, I'd be perfect!

I volunteer!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yay!
now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Um...
Fancy a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I'll grow one for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# stunt-rooted?
/carrot grower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I have a similar arrangement with a woman whose number I found in a phonebox.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# not in this lifetime!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *pouts*
big meany!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)