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# His smug piggy eyes burned into me
as I started again. I felt a shower of croissant crumbs across my keyboard - the fucker was laughing at me. So I blew him up. Again and again and again.

Now who's smug? :D
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# yoooou are !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Oh yes. Yes indeed.
I am just warming up the croissants.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# haha.
and don't forget..orange juice in a wine glass.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Fuck yes.
Freshly pressed, with bits in.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha..has to be a wine glass just to add to the posh/smugness of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Crystal, obviously.
I'm far too smug for any old wine glass.

How's the CV coming on?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# not started it yet.
i'm crap at thing like that, can never sell myself...so mine always look boring and drab.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I'm the same.
I was taught to pretend I was writing about somebody else so that I wouldn't feel so self-conscious.

You can use my CV if you'd like :)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha...i dunno if people would beleive i'm male and trained to a be a surgeon
and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# They don't believe it for me either.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# aww. still probably more chance than me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I shall shop you a CV.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
a smug bastard one !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Oh yes indeed.
The smuggest bastardest CV the world has ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# The wineglass
is so they can give you a tidly portion instead of a decent amount of juice.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)