Yes she is. I was talking to a lady and Joe Scaramanga was talking aboutJames Bond theme tunes. He mentioned Shirley Bassey and I said 'Ooh, that's where I got my b3ta name from.'
She said 'Are you a b3tard, then?' I said 'Yes, Bingowings. Pleased to meet you.'
She said 'I'm Verity. InVinoVeritas.' and I shouted 'YOU FUCKING RULE!' and did the 'we're not worthy!' thing.
(She said 'Are you a b3tard, then?' I said 'Yes, Bingowings. Pleased to meet you.'
She said 'I'm Verity. InVinoVeritas.' and I shouted 'YOU FUCKING RULE!' and did the 'we're not worthy!' thing.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:56,
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rock and roll:)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 10 Feb 2008, 2:01,
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It's a bit like rock and roll because I missed my train and had to pay some cunt forty quidto drive me home, which took twenty minutes
And then I snorted coke off his bell-end.
And by his I mean her, and by coke I meant nothing .
And by bell-end I mean I paid him forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, the bell-end!
Which means I meant: And then I snorted nothing off her I paid forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, and that doesn't make any sense at all.
(And then I snorted coke off his bell-end.
And by his I mean her, and by coke I meant nothing .
And by bell-end I mean I paid him forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, the bell-end!
Which means I meant: And then I snorted nothing off her I paid forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, and that doesn't make any sense at all.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 10 Feb 2008, 2:09,
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